The Federal Republic of Presidente Collor is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.62 billion Presidente Collorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.5%.

The thriving Presidente Collorian economy, worth 641 trillion reais a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,884 reais, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,219 per year while the poor average 25,653, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, Presidente Collorian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and the government has declared that sharing is uncaring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Presidente Collor's national animal is the sabiá, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Presidente Collor is ranked 263,203^rd in the world and 392^nd in Giovanniland for Nicest Citizens, with 0.76 average smiles per day.